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bewahre if you hamster do this...
This is hilariously funny...
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Soon to be banned on YouTube...
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzSCWMWRbos
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjlmkiZqD8c
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That's nothing. if you are just going about your life and *this* starts playing as your soundtrack... run far away to where there are few people. Very quickly.
Those who know, know.
Most insane F1 wreck in history, nobody hurt, Spa Francorchamps (Belgium Grand Prix) August, 30 1998. Also known as "David Coulthard Mr Bean day."
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o02s_g5AUUE
Let me spoof Obi Wan Kenobi famous quote, related to the destruction of Aldeeran
"I felt a great disturbance in Formula One... as if millions of dollars suddenly cried out in horror and were suddenly destroyed."
Background here
en.wikipedia.org
22 cars at the start: 13 down for the count in what Wikipedia euphemistically call "a chain reaction" - and indeed, it was an epic disaster, nuclear style ROTFL.
13 out of 22 is 60% loss rate: which means nearly 2/3rd of the cars were destroyed.
At a cost of $1 million per F1 car, that's $13 000 000 (yes, thirteen million dollars) being destroyed there, in merely 10 seconds.
The Kenobi quote spoof seems pretty justified... ROTFL MAO as they say.
All this because of David Coulthard (here we go at least) having his "great Benny Hill driving day".
And the day wasn't over for him. That year he was Hakkinen team mate, and both drove Michael Schumacher crazy.
Well after causing the giant wreck at the start, Coulthard also caused another wreck... a memorable one.
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yN10hXcuCzo
Background for this one: Hakkinen is out, Schumacher is leading, Coulthard is doing his best but he is eigth in the race - and nearly one lap behind Schumacher.
Ok, so here come Schumacher, to overlap his rival team mate... and guess what ? he crashes into him.
Note: Coulthard move was not voluntary, as he was one lap late and would have been severely punished if he had wrecked his team mate rival for the championship that year - he was aware of that.
It was more bad luck under torrential rain... but Schumacher was (rightly) incensed and rushed toward the pitlane and McLaren, shouting at Coulthard like a demented.
ARE YOU FUCKING TRYING TO KILL ME ?? he had to be restrained by a wall of Ferrari and McLaren mechanics.
Dear Gosh...
Let me spoof Obi Wan Kenobi famous quote, related to the destruction of Aldeeran
"I felt a great disturbance in Formula One... as if millions of dollars suddenly cried out in horror and were suddenly destroyed."
Background here
1998 Belgian Grand Prix - Wikipedia
22 cars at the start: 13 down for the count in what Wikipedia euphemistically call "a chain reaction" - and indeed, it was an epic disaster, nuclear style ROTFL.
13 out of 22 is 60% loss rate: which means nearly 2/3rd of the cars were destroyed.
At a cost of $1 million per F1 car, that's $13 000 000 (yes, thirteen million dollars) being destroyed there, in merely 10 seconds.
The Kenobi quote spoof seems pretty justified... ROTFL MAO as they say.
All this because of David Coulthard (here we go at least) having his "great Benny Hill driving day".
And the day wasn't over for him. That year he was Hakkinen team mate, and both drove Michael Schumacher crazy.
Well after causing the giant wreck at the start, Coulthard also caused another wreck... a memorable one.
Background for this one: Hakkinen is out, Schumacher is leading, Coulthard is doing his best but he is eigth in the race - and nearly one lap behind Schumacher.
Ok, so here come Schumacher, to overlap his rival team mate... and guess what ? he crashes into him.
Note: Coulthard move was not voluntary, as he was one lap late and would have been severely punished if he had wrecked his team mate rival for the championship that year - he was aware of that.
It was more bad luck under torrential rain... but Schumacher was (rightly) incensed and rushed toward the pitlane and McLaren, shouting at Coulthard like a demented.
ARE YOU FUCKING TRYING TO KILL ME ?? he had to be restrained by a wall of Ferrari and McLaren mechanics.
Dear Gosh...
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Embarrassing: British Realize They've Been Using The Wrong Words For Hundreds Of Things
LONDON—The United Kingdom is a quaint little island country in Europe that speaks English as its primary language—much like the U.S. And while they’ve always thought a lot of themselves—even having a Queen, like something out of a fairy tale—the people there have just suffered a huge...
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In far future of Earth...
Oh that just has to be responded with this oldie:Embarrassing: British Realize They've Been Using The Wrong Words For Hundreds Of Things
LONDON—The United Kingdom is a quaint little island country in Europe that speaks English as its primary language—much like the U.S. And while they’ve always thought a lot of themselves—even having a Queen, like something out of a fairy tale—the people there have just suffered a huge...
Guest post: John Cleese's "Letter to America"
I am delighted to announce that today's guest post is from none other than Mr John Cleese of Monty Python and Basil Fawlty folklore. I'm afraid Mr Cleese has some rather disturbing news for you Americans. Over to you John....
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Yep.In far future of Earth...
All Yesterdays - Wikipedia
The second and last major section of the book is titled "All Todays", and depicts animals from the present day as if non-human paleontologists from the future were reconstructing them from fossilized skeletons. Some of the creatures are somewhat recognizable, like a vulture depicted with pterosaur-like wings; others are completely unrecognizable, like a rhinoceros reconstructed with no nose horn and a sail instead of a hump. By showing how completely extant animals might be misunderstood if known only from skeletal remains, All Yesterdays shows that our own conceptions of extinct animals are likely equally mistaken.
This is a cat.
Its fossils are usually found in the concrete nests of long-limbed Humans, suggesting that the killer Cats wandered into their lairs before slaughtering their hapless victims.
In far future of Earth...
Poodleman, poodlephin, poodlebat, poodlaffe, poodletooth, poodlerat... ROTFL
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This photo reminds of a day when I was driving a bus around downtown Vancouver. Two down-on-their luck young men asked me for a free ride. I waved the first guy onboard, but the second guy took a couple of minutes to explain why he deserved a free ride. I did not care about his alibi. After a couple of minutes, even the guy's pet got bored and a domestic ferret stuck his head out of the guy's hoodie.Rarely seen Frettchen Award
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I remember reading an old science fiction tale in which archaeologists of the future discover a Walt Disney movie in which Donald Duck is furious and shows his teeth. Scientists of the time propose to modify everything that was known about the extinction of dinosaurs and their relationship with birds. The new "evidence" invalidated the information obtained from the study of fossils.In far future of Earth...
Poodleman, poodlephin, poodlebat, poodlaffe, poodletooth, poodlerat... ROTFL
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German humour about X-mass
What ?
here lives a naughty child
Right ?
and what does Santa during total lockdown ?
What ?
here lives a naughty child
Right ?
and what does Santa during total lockdown ?
I remember reading an old science fiction tale in which archaeologists of the future discover a Walt Disney movie in which Donald Duck is furious and shows his teeth. Scientists of the time propose to modify everything that was known about the extinction of dinosaurs and their relationship with birds. The new "evidence" invalidated the information obtained from the study of fossils.In far future of Earth...
Poodleman, poodlephin, poodlebat, poodlaffe, poodletooth, poodlerat... ROTFL
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Quand les canards... les poules auront des dents.
Two silly and lame jokes that made me chuckle
- Zombies really hate fast foods (ha ha !)
- Natalie Portman husband name is quite funny "Millepied"
- sounds like "mille pieds" = "a thousand feet"
(would make him as tall as the Eiffel Tower, ha ha)
- a dancer with " thousand feet" I don't know if it's an advantage or a liability.
- but also "mis le pied" "put his foot on (something)"
- as in "mis le pied dans la merde" which doesn't needs a translation.
- Zombies really hate fast foods (ha ha !)
- Natalie Portman husband name is quite funny "Millepied"
- sounds like "mille pieds" = "a thousand feet"
(would make him as tall as the Eiffel Tower, ha ha)
- a dancer with " thousand feet" I don't know if it's an advantage or a liability.
- but also "mis le pied" "put his foot on (something)"
- as in "mis le pied dans la merde" which doesn't needs a translation.
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John McCLane tells a Christmas story... his own, unique way.
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6Okjn9NG3U
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Somewhat cringe, but...
Official video of the Army of the Czech Republic:
View: https://twitter.com/ArmadaCR/status/1474016039314862084?s=20
Here delivers the gifts Baby Jesus!
During the filming, no reindeer or santa was harmed.
After short negotiating, reindeers were caught by the paratroopers.
Santa was given sleigh by the State Material Reserves Administration - legacy after Ded Moroz.
Host Nation Support Battalion escorted the sleigh to the state border.
Santa continued on his way.
Official video of the Army of the Czech Republic:
View: https://twitter.com/ArmadaCR/status/1474016039314862084?s=20
Here delivers the gifts Baby Jesus!
During the filming, no reindeer or santa was harmed.
After short negotiating, reindeers were caught by the paratroopers.
Santa was given sleigh by the State Material Reserves Administration - legacy after Ded Moroz.
Host Nation Support Battalion escorted the sleigh to the state border.
Santa continued on his way.
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