An old anekdote about Alexander the Great, Genghis Khan and Napoleon spirits watching a Soviet Red Square military parade from Heaven:
"If only I have such fine soldiers back then", exclaimed Alexander, "I would surely conquer all Asia!"
"If only I have such mighty weapons back then", mused Genghis Khan, "I would surely conquer all the world!"
"If only I have "Pravda" newspaper back then", grumbled Napoleon, "No one would ever knew that I lost at Waterloo"
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_Moniteur_Universel
There is a delightful anecdote from the Hundred Days that captures in a nutshell the fickle nature of newspapers in early 19th Century France. It consists of headlines from the
Moniteur universel, the official French government-run newspaper, reporting on Napoleon’s advance on Paris as follows:
9th March, the [Cannibal]
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10th, the Corsican Ogre has landed at Cape Juan
11th, the Tiger has arrived at Gap
12th, the Monster slept at Grenoble
13th, the Tyrant has passed through Lyons
14th, the Usurper is directing his steps towards Dijon, but the brave and loyal Burgundians have risen en masse and surrounded him on all sides
18th, Bonaparte is only sixty leagues from the capital; he has been fortunate enough to escape the hands of his pursuers
19th, Bonaparte is advancing with rapid steps, but he will never enter Paris
20th, Napoleon will, tomorrow, be under our ramparts
21st, the Emperor is at Fontainebleau
22nd, His Imperial and Royal Majesty, yesterday evening, arrived at the Tuileries, amidst the joyful acclamations of his devoted and faithful subjects.
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