Furry avatars of doom

[Michel Van]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1908195358577967327

View: https://twitter.com/catshealdeprsn/status/1908195358577967327

 

[Dilandu]

One of those plushies looks slightly different...

 

[Michel Van]

 

[publiusr]

Just remember - the reason the cat gets weird when you do that is that you are stimulating the bundle of nerves that feed their sexual organs.

Yep - you are getting your cat horny!

Florists are worse—flowers are sex organs, so everyone who ever worked at FTD is Ed Gein.

Look what the cat dragged in

https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/1jt6pt0/offering_oc

View: https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/1jt6pt0/offering_oc/#lightbox

 

[martinbayer]

One of those plushies looks slightly different...

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It's called mimicry.

 

[martinbayer]

One of those plushies looks slightly different...

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They all look slightly different from each other...

 

[publiusr]

On a nicer note

https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/1jta6kw/mother_cat_gains_the_trust_of_a_scared_rescue

View: https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/1jta6kw/mother_cat_gains_the_trust_of_a_scared_rescue/

 

[Grey Havoc]

View: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_78gYXKrs8I

 

[Grey Havoc]

View: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IaLGttUvnWw

 

[Orionblamblam]

UMMMMM...

https://twitter.com/x/status/1909247817672957959

View: https://x.com/colossal/status/1909247817672957959

 

[Dilandu]

UMMMMM...

Aw! Those cubs are so cute!

P.S. And no, they wouldn't be a "ecological danger". Dire wolf is not suited for survival in modern ecosystem. It trived in the age of megafauna; basically, dire wolf specialized on hunting big, slow animals. It got powerful jaws and additional mass, but slower and clumsier than modern wolves. It would not survive in the wild.

 

[Orionblamblam]

Dire wolf is not suited for survival in modern ecosystem.

My understanding - very limited as it is - is that it's currently unclear just how "dire" these wolves are. Seem to be modern wolves with some modest tinkering, still far from a *true* dire wolf.

 

[Dilandu]

My understanding - very limited as it is - is that it's currently unclear just how "dire" these wolves are. Seem to be modern wolves with some modest tinkering, still far from a *true* dire wolf.

They are genetically identical to dire wolves. Some differences may be presented, but not significant.

P.S. You realize that human is essentially a chimp "with some modest tinkering"?

 

[Orionblamblam]

They are genetically identical to dire wolves. Some differences may be presented, but not significant.

P.S. You realize that human is essentially a chimp "with some modest tinkering"?

That few percent difference makes all the difference.

 

[Justo Miranda]

That few percent difference makes all the difference.

The genetic difference between dolphins and killer whales is also almost negligible.

 

[Justo Miranda]

They are genetically identical to dire wolves. Some differences may be presented, but not significant.

P.S. You realize that human is essentially a chimp "with some modest tinkering"?

The differences between humans and chimps are enormous on an intellectual level, our adaptability, creativity and ability to modify the environment to survive is far superior. You can send a chimp to college by bribing as many officials as necessary, but he will never become an engineer, you can launch him into space, but he will never be an Alan Shepard... These guys are basically environmentalists.

 

[Rhinocrates]

 

[publiusr]

P.S. You realize that human is essentially a chimp "with some modest tinkering"?

I identify as bonobo...I play U2 on my oboe
(Beavis voice off).

 

[Michel Van]

 

[Rhinocrates]

 

[SUPER=BUG]

 

[SUPER=BUG]

In my country, the image of the tiger is like this, LOL, and of course the tiger is still cool.

 

[Rhinocrates]

Police cat Amsterdam

Share your videos with friends, family, and the world

www.youtube.com

 

[Rhinocrates]

Interesting bit of narration I heard:

'How do you tell the difference between a cheetah and a jaguar? Touch its nose. If it's wet, it's a cheetah. If your hand is bitten off, it's a jaguar.'

 

[publiusr]

Under advice of council, Mittens can neither confirm or deny the location of Mrs Jones' missing parakeet.....urp

(Mittens is actually the woman's name on Fur Affinity, and was seen coughing up feathers after the statute of limitations had elapsed.) The cat is her lawyer.

 

[Flyaway]

I had never even heard of this meme, but I did wonder why I kept seeing videos of spinning cats on YT. It’s actually a more interesting story than I thought it was going to be.

View: https://youtu.be/EbaQ5sYYqHE?si=BogrfTq-fmMBFKbe

 

[SUPER=BUG]

Interesting bit of narration I heard:

'How do you tell the difference between a cheetah and a jaguar? Touch its nose. If it's wet, it's a cheetah. If your hand is bitten off, it's a jaguar.'

Good idea, I'll try it in my next life, forget it this time.

 

[publiusr]

Right before his own passing, Oscar the death cat (of Steere House retirement home in Providence)--was visited by the ghosts of Jack Lemmon and Walter Matthau:

"Not funny now, is it?" said Felix
"Not at all" said Oscar.

https://phys.org/news/2025-04-cats-good-therapy-animals-trend.html

Ugh

Tapeworm in fox poop that will slowly destroy your organs is on the rise

The worm indefinitely proliferates into cystic masses in organs, mimicking cancer.

arstechnica.com

DolphinGemma Seeks To Speak To Dolphins

Most people have wished for the ability to talk to other animals at some point, until they realized their cat would mostly insult them and ask for better service, but researchers are getting closer…

hackaday.com

 

[Rhinocrates]

 

[Michel Van]

if your cat reach a certain size
remove you furniture from your home to make more place for your cat

https://twitter.com/x/status/1915396215845396571

View: https://twitter.com/ShouldHaveCat/status/1915396215845396571

 

[martinbayer]

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There is a very valid reason why Cat Burglar is a term of art.

 

[Archibald]

"So, how do you feel about 2025 so far ?"

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKFD0m7Xi8g

 

[Michel Van]

"So, how do you feel about 2025 so far ?"

it more like that

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgxNjL6NVuQ

 

[martinbayer]

Primal Scream Therapy at maximum therapeutic level. In times like these...

 

[Rhinocrates]

The woodech is simply disgusted with it all.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr_SGkqrrdM&ab_channel=Halomaniac1234

 

[Rhinocrates]

if your cat reach a certain size
remove you furniture from your home to make more place for your cat

https://twitter.com/x/status/1915396215845396571

View: https://twitter.com/ShouldHaveCat/status/1915396215845396571

 

[martinbayer]

The woodech is simply disgusted with it all.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr_SGkqrrdM&ab_channel=Halomaniac1234

And for good reason, too...

 

[Michel Van]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1916165925968941351

View: https://twitter.com/Boldyboy1975/status/1916165925968941351

 

[martinbayer]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1916165925968941351

View: https://twitter.com/Boldyboy1975/status/1916165925968941351

Somewhat disturbing...