There are three things I have learnt about cats over the years:cats want too see out a window...
Cats always know which way is up .
How dare you, Sir, to impugn the master race of this planet (and quite possibly of the known universe) in such an impudent fashion???There are three things I have learnt about cats over the years:
1. They are adorable.
2. They are inscrutable.
3. They are all utter jerks.
Zeb
Zebedee was correct on all counts. And of course, we all love "jerks." They make great TV characters...How dare you, Sir, to impugn the master race of this planet (and quite possibly of the known universe) in such an impudent fashion???
I don't see a prism...as for heavy cats it craters--they are degenerate, of course
degenerate matter thats itI don't see a prism...as for heavy cats it craters--they are degenerate, of course
Do *NOT* ever confuse being an independent entity with being a jerk. Independent individuals, like cats, simply follow their own paths, without any preconceived malice against any other individuals. True jerks on the other hand go out of their way to *deliberately* screw up other peoples' paths for their sick pathological enjoyment. Is that clear enough for you?There are three things I have learnt about cats over the years:
1. They are adorable.
2. They are inscrutable.
3. They are all utter jerks.
Zeb
This is a classical short attention span video generation confusion of cause and effect. Cats are naturally attracted to physical depressions.
You just described about half to two-thirds of the cats I've known.True jerks on the other hand go out of their way to *deliberately* screw up other peoples' paths for their sick pathological enjoyment.
Sir, your point is very well made and documented. I concede to being the gullible subject of feline mind manipulation.You just described about half to two-thirds of the cats I've known.
Sir, your point is very well made and documented. I concede to being the gullible subject of feline mind manipulation.
This is a classical short attention span video generation confusion of cause and effect. Cats are naturally attracted to physical depressions.
Those are not cats, they are polymorphed Dragons!
Cats are highly adaptable wild animals whose ecological niche can include the human lap. Thanks to their phenomenal adaptability, they have spread to every continent (well, ship's cats have been to Antarctica temporarily). If you make friends with a cat, it is a triumph because a cat needs nothing from you except love.There are three things I have learnt about cats over the years:
1. They are adorable.
2. They are inscrutable.
3. They are all utter jerks.
Zeb
San Francisco really has gone to the...erm...Nothing went wrong, it all went according to plan.
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, cats know *way* better that engage in silly human immature male show off boxing matches
Well hello Paul, that's just some of them thar those damn repubs hifalutin' gosh darn poulltin' gettin' into all them all of those thar postins' allover the place anyway drifters, so no worries...Deleted some posts that escalated. Not sure why someone posting an image of someone hitting a boxing bag in response to a cat playing with someone's hair in a way that looked like it was doing basically the same thing was offensive. The whole topic is just an offtopic on cats anyway, hard to be precious about it.
Ain't that the truth...