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You can't make this bureaucratic bullshit up.
You'd think it reads like fiction until you've had to do an environmental impact study for even a minor project.
A company I worked for wanted a place to safely test things (relatively small things) that go boom in the desert, not terribly far off a major interstate. Proximity to humans and traffic was adjudged no problem.
One of the requirements initially asked to satisfy was about the possible disruptions to coyotes. Coyotes are classified by the state as a predatory animal that enjoys no protection from hunting in open areas and can be taken anytime year-round with permission of the landowner with no limit. They are also (in-?)famously tolerant of human activity and noise. The owner (I am told by people present in the meeting) told them he was a licensed hunter and that they could agree to waive that requirement or he would give a personal guarantee that there would be no coyotes to disrupt on his land.
Killing them was fine and legal. Disturbing them enough to make them think about relocating was for some reason verbotten.
It, too, was eventually ironed out to the satisfaction of both parties without a paid study. I think half of the requested studies were just to pad the coffers of people in the field (and universities). About 20% of the requirements actually made logical sense. The rest were bureaucratic box-checking. And that was for little more than a pit and some trailers and conex boxes in a rather barren parcel of desert. Can't imagine what they come up with for oceans and waterways.