And there was a Soyuz (mission 23, 1976, to an almaz station) that landed, among 4000 miles of continuous steppe dry flatlands, straight into lake Tengiz. Which was frozen, but then the ice broke under the weight of a superheated, 11 000 pound Soyuz. And thus the silly thing ended at the bottom of the lake.
Imagine the quandary for the soviets: how to we get the freakkin' thing (and the obviously drawned cosmonauts inside) out of the lake ?
They tried everything, and finally dragged the Soyuz to the shore with an helicopter. They opened the hatch, bracing themselves for another Soyuz 11 tragedy... and found the crew alive inside. They had saved power, and waited for a death that never come. Meanwhile the capsule remained water-tight. Unbelievable.
Soyuz rocks, really.
Also Soyuz 5 that re-entered head-on (not ass-on, where the heatshield is) because of a stupid module and a stupid non-explosive bolt, nearly incinerating cosmonaut Volynov. Before shredding the module right in the middle of an inverted, whacky, hellish reentry... and then, right in the middle of Hell, the capsule made the mandatory 180 degree turn and got the heatshield in the correct position... and Volynov was saved.
Plus Soyuz 18 and Soyuz T-10-1 that proved their own way how useful is an escape tower. Also the more recent mishap.