Some Aerospace Fun and Humor

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The Bloody Rules:

NO CURRENT POLITICS
NO CURRENT WARS
NO POLITICAL DISCUSSION THAT GET OUT OF HAND
PAST POLITIC - ONLY IF FUNNY OR ANECDOTE -
BE POLITE !

Allow are Picture, Cartoons, Text, X (tweets) and Video.

NOT ALLOW ARE MATERIAL WERE PEPOLE DIED OR SERIOUS HURT, LIKE AIR CRASH !

and Remember,
NO DISCUSSION OVER CURRENT POLITICS OR WARS

And now have some Fun
 
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So, Kuiper shareholders have decided that those non - SpaceX rockets are damn expensive.

" So, please, dear Jeff Bezos, can you explain us why didn't you picked the least expensive rocket ? Because, you see, we are partially footing the bill for Kuiper launch. Or maybe you could explain that to our lawyers. Hint: "I hate Elon Musk and won't buy his bloody rockets because my Blue Origin is ten years late" is NOT a valid defense.
Good luck Jeff, with love - Kuiper shareholders.

My reaction: Oh wait, you're serious ?

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n5E7feJHw0


Let me laugh even harder !

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeEIgsbA_q0
 
@Michel Van there is an old french expression, often used by the great Molière, for those kind of joyless people.

"Pisse vinaigre" quite literally "the one who piss vinegar" I like those antiquated expressions, the elder had a knack to say a lot with weird but powerful words.

Nowadays it is more like"pisse froid" literally "cold pisser" or "the one who piss cold" same meaning overall. Colorful and funny. Unfortunately, "pisse vinaigre froid" doesn't exists -"piss cold vinegar" now that would be twice uncomfortable.
 
The Bloody Rules:

NO CURRENT POLITICS
NO CURRENT WARS
NO POLITICAL DISCUSSION THAT GET OUT OF HAND
PAST POLITIC - ONLY IF FUNNY OR ANECDOTE -
BE POLITE !

Allow are Picture, Cartoons, Text, X (tweets) and Video.

NOT ALLOW ARE MATERIAL WERE PEPOLE DIED OR SERIOUS HURT, LIKE AIR CRASH !

and Remember,
NO DISCUSSION OVER CURRENT POLITICS OR WARS

And now have some Fun
Goddesses with swords are not allowed?
 

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@Michel Van there is an old french expression, often used by the great Molière, for those kind of joyless people.

"Pisse vinaigre" quite literally "the one who piss vinegar" I like those antiquated expressions, the elder had a knack to say a lot with weird but powerful words.

Nowadays it is more like"pisse froid" literally "cold pisser" or "the one who piss cold" same meaning overall. Colorful and funny. Unfortunately, "pisse vinaigre froid" doesn't exists -"piss cold vinegar" now that would be twice uncomfortable.
Jorge de Burgos
 

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seems there more than one Excavator Operator Playing with Planes
to be honest i would play also with Plane this way, if i would work on Aircraft scrapyard....
 
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So tragic...the malfunctioning ejection seat hit the photographer a moment later...sniff.
Reminds me of a joke I heard as a kid in Western Germany well over half a century ago:

Q: How does one best go about acquiring a Lockheed F-104G Starfighter?

A: Buy a modest size piece of real estate property and wait...
 
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I'd rather post this here. I'm really startled - I mean: really. The NASAspaceflight Fanatical Fanboying Elon Thread has reached brand new levels of criminal stupidity. Some people really need to open their eyes or try growing a brain.


Special kudos to this - https://forum.nasaspaceflight.com/index.php?topic=58887.msg2522756#msg2522756

And this - but it is "business as usual" by this member. Unfortunately. https://forum.nasaspaceflight.com/index.php?topic=58887.msg2522723#msg2522723

And the final combination - a third idiot for the price of two. https://forum.nasaspaceflight.com/index.php?topic=58887.msg2522756#msg2522756

Some people are so disconnected from reality - if their beloved Elon told them to eat cyanide poison (or some other disgusting stuff I won't mention here, but you surely got the point...) on the way to Mars - they would do it. Blindly.
 
"How aboutl you... do you, find it, lisible ? when I say, the name of my fliend... Biggus... Dickus ??!!"

Michael Palin face and eyes when he tortures the poor guards...
 
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