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Oh hell.I was wondering what trouble Ensign Prune and his damn girlfriend got into after stealing one of my prized antique shuttles from my starship. We were on a time travel archaeological SIGINT study mission back to mid-20th century Earth. These numbnuts promptly went AWOL on our arrival into low Earth orbit then divebombed right into the atmosphere somewhere over western North America before I could order phasers or get a transporter lock. Never saw those two p'takh or that super rare* expensive antique toy again.*Just how rare? They owe me a Lockheed-Chevrolet Model Year 2149 Mk IV planetary scout observation vehicle in mint condition, four months travel time, and five thousand lightyears' mileage on my ship's warp drive to pick the shuttle up from way out in Wild Space after I paid for it. That thing was over a hundred years old!! There are only two originals in existence in the whole galaxy by 2264, and these idiots crashed one of them right through the Prime Directive into the planet we're studying on a Timewarp Slingshot mission!Sorry for the bloody mess, yall. I need a drink ;D
Oh hell.
I was wondering what trouble Ensign Prune and his damn girlfriend got into after stealing one of my prized antique shuttles from my starship. We were on a time travel archaeological SIGINT study mission back to mid-20th century Earth. These numbnuts promptly went AWOL on our arrival into low Earth orbit then divebombed right into the atmosphere somewhere over western North America before I could order phasers or get a transporter lock. Never saw those two p'takh or that super rare* expensive antique toy again.
*Just how rare? They owe me a Lockheed-Chevrolet Model Year 2149 Mk IV planetary scout observation vehicle in mint condition, four months travel time, and five thousand lightyears' mileage on my ship's warp drive to pick the shuttle up from way out in Wild Space after I paid for it. That thing was over a hundred years old!! There are only two originals in existence in the whole galaxy by 2264, and these idiots crashed one of them right through the Prime Directive into the planet we're studying on a Timewarp Slingshot mission!
Sorry for the bloody mess, yall. I need a drink ;D