Caption competition

[Arjen]

From contributor squeaker in pprune's caption competition:

Jeremy Corbyn reveals how his radical plan to downsize the Royal Air Force will not mean fewer aircraft.

 

[kaiserd]

From contributor squeaker in pprune's caption competition:

Jeremy Corbyn reveals how his radical plan to downsize the Royal Air Force will not mean fewer aircraft.

New President lauds new US fighter as "great, so great, massively bestest" in the World.
Anxious looking pilot not available for comment.

 

[Foo Fighter]

Bae announces new autopilot function will allow for smaller aircraft. Stealth no longer required and the new UK aircraft carriers will carry more as a result. A spokesman for the company stated, "It's a win-win situation".

 

[overscan (PaulMM)]

Crap, the autopilot's out of nuts.

 

[overscan (PaulMM)]

When we said it was "unmanned" we weren't exactly lying.... you didn't ask for "unsquirreled".

 

[Grey Havoc]

"...The reactivation of the old USAAS/USAAC era 'Pursuit' designation for the new generation of Organically Operated Aerial Vehicles (OOAVs) has come as a surprise to many in the United States Air Force."

 

[Rickshaw]

"We just want to do our bit too!" Declared the representative of the United States Air Squirrel Corps to the assembled Press...