This is hilariously funny...

[Michel Van]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1206097719590178816

 

[Michel Van]

Ok, now i have seen everything

https://twitter.com/x/status/1215866140481720320

 

[Michel Van]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1232465360525217792

 

[panzerfeist1]

Shrine of the Mall Ninja – LonelyMachines

lonelymachines.org

Cant tell if a user in this source is serious or trolling a board, either way I was in tears reading this.

 

[Grey Havoc]

 

[Michel Van]

 

[panzerfeist1]

History of the cold war and current geopolitics described by a bunch of comedians in less than two minutes

 

[galgot]

Remember that one ?

 

[Michel Van]

SPONGBOB IS ALIVE (in voice of Brain Blessed)

https://twitter.com/x/status/1233814577038622722

 

[Michel Van]

Why are Steven Moffat and Russel T Davis looking so homicidal toward Michael Grade ?
simple Grade cancel Doctor Who in 1989
i wonder what Moffat and Davis will do with chris chibnall...

 

[Richard N]

 

[Michel Van]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1246337829300514816

 

[Grey Havoc]

Via the above link:

https://twitter.com/x/status/1246358081082142720

 

[Grey Havoc]

Slightly misnamed.

 

[Grey Havoc]

 

[Archibald]

This is isn't worth opening a thread for it. So I figured I would dump it here.

People with the Best Names

This list is not a comment on the actors or even their abilities but simply on whether or not they have an awesome name.

www.imdb.com

I hear, in the mountains of Scandinavia, they celebrate a holiday that is like our Christmas but something other than gifts is exchanged around the tree. This tradition is called DICKMAAS.

 

[Michel Van]

people start to anything during lockdown

https://twitter.com/x/status/1247997538826936320

 

[dan_inbox]

The French are experimenting with a traditional medicine which should help combat the current pandemic: combing the mask and hydro-alcoholic solution for better protection.

 

[galgot]

The French are experimenting with a traditional medicine which should help combat the current pandemic: combing the mask and hydro-alcoholic solution for better protection.

Tried it... Problem is the big headache in the morning, but depends on the hydro-alcoholic solution used.

Something totally different... :

 

[dan_inbox]

And the Spanish method for making confinement more bearable:

For only 3'500, we dress up like this and come get you at home, in front of your wife, and we take you to your mistress' place. And 14 days later we bring you back home.

 

[Michel Van]

Red Dwarf is still one of best Sci-Fi shows

"Rimmer we found the Backup disk!"

https://twitter.com/x/status/1248732414488104960

 

[Richard N]

Don't worry, you'll have a great time!

A French 64-year-old ejected himself from a fighter jet in midair

 

[martinbayer]

Don't worry, you'll have a great time!

A French 64-year-old ejected himself from a fighter jet in midair

Sounds like what Alfred Yankovic would call Mandatory Fun.

 

[Grey Havoc]

 

[Trident]

Harrier Jump Dog

https://gfycat.com/ifr/UnknownSociableArawana

With a tail rotor! I guess this makes boxers a NOTAR (or CIRSTEL) breed?

 

[uk 75]

This is in awful bad taste but does explain why it got renamed Covid-19

 

[Richard N]

 

[GTX]

 

[Richard N]

 

[galgot]

Aerospace related

and

 

[TomS]

Aerospace related
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Funny, but sadly a fake.

NASA confirms that "sh*tload of coke" letter is a fake

We so wanted it to be real.

www.dailyedge.ie

 

[galgot]

This one is fun too, but fake too alas :

This one is real :

 

[martinbayer]

Here's an actual set of business correspondence: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/cleveland-browns-letters/

Martin

 

[Michel Van]

I know also case of "we use internet to translate and not countercheck" this was before Google Translate

The umbrella association of Walloon psychiatrist send invitations for there yearly convention in earlier 2000s
and translated from french into Flemish and German using online translator
They got 25 pages of intelligent gibberish like
"The congress center has air conditon" became "It ventilate your mind well"
"we need number of your group for booking Hotel rooms" became "we have to define the number of the meat that we have to cut out of your, during group session"
And they send this to each Flemish and German psychiatrist associations...

the psychiatrist who gave those 25 pages reckoned like this:

Seems they need them self a psychiatrist therapy...

 

[martinbayer]

On the rheology of cats: https://www.drgoulu.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/Rheology-of-cats.pdf

 

[galgot]

 

[TomS]

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The legionnaires are totally failing at social distancing. Keep a javelin's length apart, you two!

 

[TomcatViP]

Isn't the captive there to mark social distancing with Pilate attempting to demonstrate that a good cleaning would suffice to re-use him?

 

[Foo Fighter]

I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a wholemeal loaf in a cage. I asked a zoo keeper where it came from but he just said it was "bread in captivity".

Following Trump's remarks last week about drinking disinfectant to protect yourself from the virus, a pastor has died after drinking Domestos. His relatives are contemplating taking Trump to court for a bleach of the priest.

 

[TomcatViP]

Michigan pilot gives a literal ‘F U’ to governor over coronavirus lockdown

This frustrated Michigan pilot gives a literal flying you-know-what about his governor’s lock-down order. Ed Frederick, 45, spent about an hour charting a path over Grand Rapids that spelled …

nypost.com

The funniest part to me is that someone... Noticed.